Posts Tagged ‘Absolutely terrible puns’

What Do You Call a Suspension That’s Not Yours?

By Jordan Ginsberg • Mar 12th, 2009 • Category: ModBlog


Nacho suspension! Eh? Eh?

**gongggggg**

ANYWAY, here we have the aforementioned Ignacio’s first suspension in Montevideo, Uruguay, being attended to by the lovely La Negra, who basically lives on ModBlog. As far as first suspensions go, this one seems like it got a lot of the parts just right. A few more shots after the jump.

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Cross My Knees and Hope to Die

By Jordan Ginsberg • Feb 4th, 2009 • Category: ModBlog


I fully understand if Factorygirl wants vengeance for that awful joke in the title. That said, the no pants/fresh cutting/stripy socks triumvirate surely trumps the abysmal wordplay. Well played, my friend.

(Cutting by Rev Lower at Evolved Body Art in Columbus, Ohio.)

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Jawsome

By Jordan Ginsberg • Jan 28th, 2009 • Category: ModBlog


Good morning, ModBlog! Don’t forget that a balanced breakfast is the best way to start your day. Look at Ol’ Chompers up there — if he doesn’t start every day by devouring an entire, innocent water buffalo, right down its bones and soul, he is just in a rotten mood, at least until lunch, when a nice beet salad usually does the trick.

(Tattoo on Chugchug by Marius Meyer at Invictus Tattoo in Oslo, Norway.)

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Hi, Nostrils

By Jordan Ginsberg • Jan 20th, 2009 • Category: ModBlog


*rimshot*

(High nostril piercings (RIGHT?) on The Morning After by Rob at True Love Tattoo in London, Ontario.)

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I’ve Got a Nice Figure and Girls Like Me

By Jordan Ginsberg • Dec 22nd, 2008 • Category: ModBlog


This hair-raising shot of Grundstuck, with his 10 mm. septum and 7 mm. labret, is care of Juno Photography. Right? “Hair-raising”! Because his hair is … oh, fine. I’ll show myself out.

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Opened Up His Love So Wide

By Jordan Ginsberg • Dec 15th, 2008 • Category: ModBlog


I swear, when I first saw this cutting by Jonathan Martinez (while doing a guest spot at La Dolores Tattoo in Madrid, Spain), I could not bay leaf I’d never seen one like it before! Right? Because it’s a leaf, and it looks like a bay leaf, an— hey, guys? Guys, where are you all going? Aw, nuts.

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