Fourteen-Year Vacation
By Jordan Ginsberg • Nov 19th, 2008 • Category: ModBlog

… do I even need to say anything?
No. No I don’t.
(Unfortunately, I don’t have any information about this piece. If it belongs to you, pipe up!)

… do I even need to say anything?
No. No I don’t.
(Unfortunately, I don’t have any information about this piece. If it belongs to you, pipe up!)

This morning’s wake-up call comes courtesy of IAM: joao_caldara, who I swear to God cannot get out of bed without taking part in a beautifully photographed suspension. This one was done with the help of Valnei Santos of Outlaws Tattoo, and took place in Petropolis, RJ, Brazil. A few more photos after the jump.

Wait, wait, I know this one! Umm … Shredder? No? Shit. C3PO? Really? Damn it. I could’ve sworn … oh, oh, Robocop! It’s Robocop! Ah, hell, I’m no good at charades.
(Tattoos by Rick Lohm at Scarab Body Arts in Syracuse, New York. Says owner John Joyce: “This kid came in a while ago to get these tattoos. He was very adamant that he didn’t want a black outline — he wanted them just in red, so they matched Optimus Prime. After they healed, he came in with this helmet for the picture. Fucking perfect!”)
See more in “Rick Lohm Tattoo Portfolio“ (Tattoo Artist Portfolios)

Huh, that’s funny. She doesn’t seem like a redhead. Ah, the wonders of black and white photography.
(Tattoo by Olga Tattoo in Latvia.)

The above hell-demon was summoned by Paul Arena at Tattoo Clinic in South Glens Fall, New York, who is obviously some sort of damned warlock and probably does this sort of thing for fun, all the time, and will stop at nothing until these terrifying beasts have crept up from the soil and latched onto the backs of every man, woman and child, enslaving us all, forever. A clever gambit on your part, sir.
See more in “Ritual and Play Piercing“ (Ritual)

You know what one of the best things about working at BME is? Occasionally, you’ll look at your e-mail inbox and see an e-mail with a subject line like “Lesbian Vampires.” Under normal circumstances, this would be nothing — probably spam advertising a Transylvanian boner pill or perhaps some sort of zaftig pyramid scheme (”The bloodthirsty queen of the island of Lesbos would like to lend you some money!”). But here? You see that title and you think to yourself, “You know what? I bet I’m gonna open this up and there are gonna be some lesbian vampires in there,” and sure enough, bam. Lesbian vampires. What a country.
Artist Update! This fine piece of work was done by Cere Kyle Cotterman at Ink Revolution Studios in Kingsport, Tennessee.
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BARRIE — A local Barrie, Ont., man was accosted today by American country-western singer Toby Keith, who was allegedly following through on his pledge to “put a boot in the ass” of anyone who “messed with the U.S. of A.”
“It was weird,” said the victim, who wished to remain anonymous. “I was with some friends at the bar, and we were giving the bartender a hard time because they ran out of Molson and he suggested MGD, right? And then this guy in a cowboy hat burst through the door and just started cold kickin’ folks in their rears. I definitely got it the worst, though.” After being provided with a photo array, the victim confirmed that the assailant was, in fact, Keith.
Eyewitnesses say that Keith was actually putting his boots on rather than in peoples’ asses, as evidenced above. It is not known whether Keith will return to continue his reign of terror.
(Tattoo by Andrew Batten at Lucky Devil Tattoos and Piercing in Barrie, Ontario, Canada.)
See more in “Miscellaneous Tattoos“ (Tattoos)

Hey, don’t look so scared! I know IAM: lunar looks like he’s gonna cut you, but really, he just wants to make you some breakfast! So, you know, relax. (Just kidding, oh my God will he cut you. He will cut you so bad.)
See more in “Larger gauge nipple piercings“ (Nipple Piercing)

Forever? Man … forever’s a long time. How about just for the night? No? What about the rest of the week? Not happening, eh. Fine. Forever. Whatever. Hardly seems fair, though.
(Tattoo by Jess O’Brien at Lady Luck in Keene, New Hampshire.)
Well, another week down, forever to go. What have we learned?
Anyway, you guys know the drill: A few posts over the weekend (including a video post from Roo), and then come Monday morning, we do it all over again. Happy trails, ModBlog.