October is just about over, but there’s still time for one last edition of the ModBlog News of the Week for the month. Before we get started, I just wanted to thank everyone who sent in stories this week, Taylor, Christian, Lauranomaly, Botexty, and Nexizydrate to name a few. Submitting an article is easy, all you have to do is click here and fill out the boxes.
The first story today was submitted about 10 times, so there way no way it wouldn’t kick off the news of the week.
I’m sure most tattooed people, as well as artists, have joked around about getting tattooed with a penis instead of the intended design. It’s that running gag that nobody ever acts on. Until now.
Police allege the man, who was not a professional tattooist, talked his friend into having the tattoo while the friend was visiting him at home. After the 25-year-old victim got home, he was horrified to discover the tattoo was far from what he expected. Instead of a Yin and Yang symbol with some dragons, the tattoo featured a 40cm-long image of a penis and a slogan implying he was gay. He contacted police and they charged the 21-year-old Bundamba man with assault occasioning bodily harm.
I looked everywhere for an image of the tattoo, but it seems that most mainstream news sources have some policy against posting pictures of dicks. How lame is that? But wait, the story gets better.
Police allege the tattooing followed a disagreement between the pair that culminated with the Bundamba man taking offence at something the victim said. Ipswich CIB Detective Constable Paul Malcolm said the victim was extremely upset. “Apparently he went round to the other bloke’s house and somehow in the course of the conversation the subject of tattoos came up,” Const Malcolm said. ”The victim wasn’t interested at first but he was talked into it and he said he wanted a Yin and Yang symbol with some dragons. He rolled him on to his stomach and the bloke started doing the tattoo and there was another bloke standing there watching saying, ‘Mate, it’s looking really good’. He was told not to go out into the sun and not to show anyone for a few weeks. When he got home he showed it to the person he lives with and she said: ‘I don’t think it’s the tattoo you were after’.”
To add insult to injury, he was allegedly punched and thrown out of the Bundamba man’s house after he was tattooed.
So, to get this straight, after getting into a fight with someone, this man was then talked into getting tattooed by the same guy. I’m willing to put money that alcohol was somehow involved in this situation.
Next up, and in a completely unrelated story, PerthNow.com.au has an excellent photo gallery of the recent Phuket Vegetarian Festival. It’s absolutely worth checking out.

A devotee of the Chinese shrine of Sapam, pierces his cheeks with swords during the Phuket Vegetarian Festival on October 10, 2010 in Phuket, Thailand. (Getty Images)
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