Whisper Tales of Gore

By Jordan Ginsberg • Oct 7th, 2009 • Category: ModBlog


RAHHHH I AM A MURDEROUS VIKING, GIVE ME ALL YOUR LOOT AND FERTILE WOMENFOLK POSTHASTE UPON THREAT OF A SWIFT AND PAINFUL DEATHENING

OH NO NOT A MURDEROUS VIKING, WHAT TO DO WHAT TO DO

MOVE IT OR LOSE IT JERKS, EVERY MOMENT YOU WASTE IS JUST MAKING ME ANGRIER AND EVER-MORE MURDEROUS

/gnaws on turkey leg

/drinks from chalice of mead

/rapes and pillages 1,000-year-old tree, gets Long-Horned beetle stuck in urethra, collapses in agony

What? Do something.

(Starring the men of 5 Point Piercing in Des Moines, Iowa, including Watty as the viking and Leo and Seth as the defenders of the populace.)

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32 Responses »

  1. Penis Kebab on October 7th, 2009 at 5:28 pm:

    What is this I don’t even

  2. I am iron man on October 7th, 2009 at 5:39 pm:

    Jordan, you’re the man:P

  3. VOMIT on October 7th, 2009 at 5:41 pm:

    That hat makes me happy

  4. Jen on October 7th, 2009 at 5:42 pm:

    Thankfully we had such strong protectors!
    ;)

  5. Brittney on October 7th, 2009 at 5:44 pm:

    Haha, great storyline, stoked :)

  6. Tara on October 7th, 2009 at 5:47 pm:

    HAhaha this is adorable

  7. johnjohn on October 7th, 2009 at 5:50 pm:

    nice chest piece

  8. anon on October 7th, 2009 at 5:58 pm:

    love the “Tasteful Argyle Sweaters” tag ahah

  9. Mr. Mister on October 7th, 2009 at 6:04 pm:

    Dude, Leo is one great stone crafter, and his wife is too. I have many pieces of jewelry from them and their devotion to creating beautiful pieces of jewelry is great. I haven’t been dissappinted by any of the pieces I got yet, and I have five sets now with two more in the making and many more ideas in my head.

  10. Rachel on October 7th, 2009 at 10:29 pm:

    9: do they have a website?

    omg the story-based video game thing with the turkey leg, mead, and tree pillaging made me piss my pants.

  11. Watty on October 7th, 2009 at 10:35 pm:

    10: http://relicstoneworks.com/home.html is Leo and Kate(his wife)’s stone company

  12. e on October 7th, 2009 at 10:44 pm:

    I am impressed with the fabrication of the helmet.

  13. Megan on October 7th, 2009 at 11:10 pm:

    Hey! My ancestors are vikings and I take offense…

    Not really it was pretty good

  14. aleks on October 7th, 2009 at 11:47 pm:

    very nice pics

  15. BettyAtlas on October 7th, 2009 at 11:57 pm:

    10. http://relicstoneworks.com/home.html

  16. goldust on October 8th, 2009 at 2:29 am:

    Funny, funny)))

  17. GypsyGrimm on October 8th, 2009 at 5:21 am:

    That’s Leo? *stares in awe* We could not have a better protector from scary vikings. I bet he was just about to pull some crazy yet effective Macgyver move.

  18. lil' chris on October 8th, 2009 at 7:10 am:

    epic

  19. jenn on October 8th, 2009 at 8:38 am:

    in honor of leif erikson day i presume?

  20. Cami on October 8th, 2009 at 12:43 pm:

    I love this like a child.

  21. Henrique on October 8th, 2009 at 4:30 pm:

    AWSOME! haha :D

  22. Seth on October 8th, 2009 at 5:59 pm:

    im glad to have spawned a new tag called “tasteful argyle sweaters” on bme, i can die a happy man now. hahaha

  23. victoria on October 8th, 2009 at 10:46 pm:

    would do horrendous things to cuddle with dude on the right.

  24. Mary Anne on October 9th, 2009 at 8:08 am:

    Can’t wait for the film!

  25. heretic138 on October 9th, 2009 at 3:07 pm:

    love the viking

    but whats with the indie kids posing during a viking attack?
    im sure they made for yummy snacks….

  26. heretic138 on October 9th, 2009 at 3:08 pm:

    CHECK OUT ROCK PORTFOLIO

    its awesome!
    incredible work!

  27. Ashleigh Zombie on October 9th, 2009 at 10:47 pm:

    Best story line ever.

  28. burcu on October 9th, 2009 at 11:04 pm:

    Boy has a wicked chest piece, I’m jealous!

  29. zakk on October 15th, 2009 at 2:49 pm:

    Hah, cool :)
    Love the blacwork on Leo’s right arm!!

  30. Graham on October 25th, 2009 at 1:53 pm:

    Such an attractive bunch of men. Tasteful argyle sweaters, good work Seth.

  31. ashley on November 1st, 2009 at 7:02 pm:

    The amount of facial hair in this post makes me giddy. :3

  32. stephanoiirr on December 5th, 2009 at 4:23 am:

    i have a little thing for the guy in the beanie.. waaaayyy cuteee

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