The Happiest Day of My Life

By Jordan Ginsberg • Sep 16th, 2009 • Category: ModBlog


For his birthday present this year, Ralph’s parents gave him a choice: he could either get new jewelry for his two-inch lobe piercings, or he could get the expensive, experimental surgery to have the gigantic penis head removed from the top of his skull. After less deliberation than one might expect, Ralph chose the ear jewelry. He stands by his decision. So do we.

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17 Responses »

  1. kbi the crowing on September 16th, 2009 at 6:09 pm:

    is this in Rochetser, NY?

  2. E on September 16th, 2009 at 6:11 pm:

    Joe, you wanna wear the penis cap?

  3. kbi the crowing on September 16th, 2009 at 6:14 pm:

    I would actually love to

  4. Dan on September 16th, 2009 at 6:27 pm:

    what a dickhead.

  5. anthony on September 16th, 2009 at 7:45 pm:

    i’ll bet he got a lot of hapPENIS out of it……………
    …….
    ……
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    ……………..
    ……………………………

  6. Dan on September 16th, 2009 at 7:53 pm:

    oh these puns are too much to handle

  7. silvereden on September 16th, 2009 at 10:39 pm:

    holy shit, i just about fell out of my chair laughing at this one. the hat + his expresison = just awesome.

    his lobes are very shiny. :D

    ps. @ #5 anthony - i love you.

  8. tallish_noodles on September 17th, 2009 at 4:00 am:

    This is my homepage so all day today I’ve been opening up the internet to see this guy with a giant penis for a head and going ‘lol’. It’s great!!!!!!!

  9. Brianna.Throws.Bricks on September 17th, 2009 at 5:28 am:

    LOVE his shirt

  10. Basementkidd on September 17th, 2009 at 7:25 am:

    hahaha this is actually amazing. i want one.

    His lobes are so cute..

  11. Steev Skwid on September 17th, 2009 at 7:58 am:

    He looks glans!

    I mean grand!

    (couldn’t help it)

  12. Dazed and Confused on September 17th, 2009 at 9:49 am:

    now thats thinking with your head…….
    i had to say it, puns are wonderful

  13. Lizface on September 17th, 2009 at 2:54 pm:

    He should have got a prince albert instead

  14. dean farrar on September 17th, 2009 at 3:30 pm:

    hahahah love it

  15. -LEO- on September 17th, 2009 at 3:48 pm:

    LMAO
    That’s one damn cool hat!!!
    xD
    I want one

  16. immig on September 25th, 2009 at 5:24 pm:

    it was in a pornshop on the boarder of wisconsin and MN. couldn’t resist being a dick

  17. KimmiKate on December 30th, 2009 at 9:50 pm:

    Immig I’m soo proud of you. Next time you come over, bring that.

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