A Delicious Torment

Posted on July 14, 2009 by Jordan Ginsberg

Continuing with our tireless effort to bring you the very best in Summer of Dead Celebrities coverage, we announce with heavy hearts that beloved children’s book character/pansexual spokesthing Waldo has passed away, as seen above, looking his Harvey Dent-ish best. Cause of death is unknown, and though he was surrounded by nearly countless bystanders, not a single person claims to have seen him perish. Sources claim those in close vicinity were more interested in trying to find hidden swastikas or in catching topless sunbathers. Reports indicate, however, that Waldo continues to walk the earth, begging to be found, and probably stopping occasionally to eat folk, now that he is a zombie.

(Tattoo by Marty Lacombe at Live Once Tattoos in North Bay, Ontario.)

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26 thoughts on “A Delicious Torment”

press_corpse on July 14, 2009 at 7:17 pm said:

awesome!
press_corpse on July 14, 2009 at 7:17 pm said:

awesome!
Bonnie on July 14, 2009 at 7:19 pm said:

Freaking awesome! Love the creative description and love the way goulish Waldo looks! yay!
Bonnie on July 14, 2009 at 7:19 pm said:

Freaking awesome! Love the creative description and love the way goulish Waldo looks! yay!
josh luke murray on July 14, 2009 at 7:39 pm said:

that is definately wally :S
josh luke murray on July 14, 2009 at 7:39 pm said:

that is definately wally :S
Brittney on July 14, 2009 at 8:12 pm said:

I’m definitely LOVING the surge of zombies on here!
Brittney on July 14, 2009 at 8:12 pm said:

I’m definitely LOVING the surge of zombies on here!
NIC on July 14, 2009 at 8:32 pm said:

thats wally, not waldo!! cool tattoo!
NIC on July 14, 2009 at 8:32 pm said:

thats wally, not waldo!! cool tattoo!
Viking's Valkyrie on July 14, 2009 at 9:32 pm said:

He’s Waldo if you are in the US or Canada!
Viking's Valkyrie on July 14, 2009 at 9:32 pm said:

He’s Waldo if you are in the US or Canada!
Jason The Barbarian on July 14, 2009 at 9:32 pm said:

Fuck yes…whose idea was it, Chris or Marty? i must know!
Jason The Barbarian on July 14, 2009 at 9:32 pm said:

Fuck yes…whose idea was it, Chris or Marty? i must know!
Aiwass on July 14, 2009 at 10:04 pm said:

ahhh i love it, but i recognize that leg so i hope it you know, rots off
Aiwass on July 14, 2009 at 10:04 pm said:

ahhh i love it, but i recognize that leg so i hope it you know, rots off
PC on July 15, 2009 at 2:04 am said:

Um.
I found him.
PC on July 15, 2009 at 2:04 am said:

Um.
I found him.
Lunar on July 15, 2009 at 6:49 am said:

We found him, but it was too late.
Lunar on July 15, 2009 at 6:49 am said:

We found him, but it was too late.
lovedarling on July 15, 2009 at 11:51 am said:

Hahah 3&5 that’s what I thought!
6-ooo really?
Fun story, a fully grown man decided to play dress ups, and I found wally in a crowd of moshers=) I felt accoplished.
Fin.
lovedarling on July 15, 2009 at 11:51 am said:

Hahah 3&5 that’s what I thought!
6-ooo really?
Fun story, a fully grown man decided to play dress ups, and I found wally in a crowd of moshers=) I felt accoplished.
Fin.
eternal_bliss on July 15, 2009 at 11:27 pm said:

thats fucking awesome, i love it, and the description is very well written.
eternal_bliss on July 15, 2009 at 11:27 pm said:

thats fucking awesome, i love it, and the description is very well written.
AmandaGee on July 17, 2009 at 7:52 pm said:

i so love this.
AmandaGee on July 17, 2009 at 7:52 pm said:

i so love this.

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