Bloody Instructions

By Jordan Ginsberg • Apr 27th, 2009 • Category: ModBlog


Oh. my. God.

Nobody move. You hear me? Nobody move.

OK, actually, somebody should move and call or text message God or the marines or whatever you do in a situation like this. What situation? Oh, nothing, just that we here at BME have apparently stumbled upon the source of the goddamned swine flu that is the newest pandemic that is going to find and murder every last one of us. Do not be taken in by its seductive prowess, people. Remember: Everybody is at risk, even if the pig is wearing a dental dam. Be safe out there.

(Tattoo by Tom Ingram at Black Hole Tattoos in Portland, Oregon.)

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Jordan Ginsberg is the former managing editor and head writer for BME.
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16 Responses »

  1. Demolitionhick on April 27th, 2009 at 10:39 am:

    I dont know whats more disturbing in this image, the camal toe or the sows teets?

  2. Burcu on April 27th, 2009 at 11:14 am:

    Oh my, the camel toe hahahaha

  3. Tracy on April 27th, 2009 at 1:09 pm:

    oh, she is just precious :D

  4. London on April 27th, 2009 at 3:47 pm:

    first thing i noticed: camel toe

  5. nureintier on April 27th, 2009 at 4:14 pm:

    Holy camel toe, Batman! Disturbing, but I can’t say anything bad about something celebrating bacon, swine flu or no.

  6. La Negra on April 27th, 2009 at 4:34 pm:

    roserdita!

  7. onkruid on April 27th, 2009 at 5:14 pm:

    Whole lotta rosie^^

  8. katy prost on April 27th, 2009 at 5:23 pm:

    BEST
    that is a sick camel toe haha

  9. Xenobiologista on April 27th, 2009 at 7:18 pm:

    Way to be thematic!

  10. Diva on April 27th, 2009 at 7:52 pm:

    Thats a sassy pig.

  11. HereKittyKitty on April 27th, 2009 at 8:00 pm:

    And that’s how Swine Flu jumped species?
    Oh my…

  12. xilu on April 28th, 2009 at 4:38 pm:

    hahahahahah cant stop laughing

  13. Amandagee on April 28th, 2009 at 11:38 pm:

    LOVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.

  14. pellow on April 29th, 2009 at 3:51 am:

    Hope you can maintain a similar sense of humor your whole life.
    If not, someone will gladly cover this for you.

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  16. Meghan Smith on May 14th, 2009 at 7:56 pm:

    Hey now… I live at King’s Edgehill and our school was the first to have the Swine Flu in Canada….. it wasn’t what everyone was saying it was…. they pushed it way out of pa portion… seriously.

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