Orange You Glad I Didn’t Make a Stupid Pun?

By Jordan Ginsberg • Jan 24th, 2009 • Category: ModBlog


And here we have handsome devil Mateo, sporting 2 3/8″ lobes with what appears to be some sort of organic jewelry. HA HA GET IT?

[in the distance, a gong is banged]

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47 Responses »

  1. dirtbag_danae on January 24th, 2009 at 7:38 pm:

    aww! it’s my cute face mateo!

  2. sublimerotica on January 24th, 2009 at 7:46 pm:

    Your enthusiasm for your jokes brings a smile to my face. Subsequently, I do like his ~organic jewelry.

  3. Amy on January 24th, 2009 at 7:52 pm:

    lawl!
    hes soooo cute, holy crap. yum yum.

  4. London on January 24th, 2009 at 7:55 pm:

    IM IN LOVE

  5. inthe1stdegree on January 24th, 2009 at 8:07 pm:

    Yay Mateo!

  6. MindGrind on January 24th, 2009 at 8:08 pm:

    #2 - haha organic jewelry, I love it! His expression is great

  7. Laura on January 24th, 2009 at 8:09 pm:

    d’awwwww :D

  8. The sky conspires to swallow me. on January 24th, 2009 at 8:11 pm:

    At least this time it doesn’t look shopped… unlike the entry with the apples a while back.

    This is cuuuute!

  9. iam;deadboy on January 24th, 2009 at 8:12 pm:

    my organic jewellery is a grape

    mateo rules

  10. Tyler XVX on January 24th, 2009 at 8:16 pm:

    hahahahaha

  11. Vombie on January 24th, 2009 at 8:42 pm:

    THIS PICTURE IS WONDERFUL :D
    My friends like sticking tomatoes in my tunnels. It’s my party trick.

  12. CoryVictorious on January 24th, 2009 at 8:43 pm:

    lawls

    that rules

  13. chris on January 24th, 2009 at 8:53 pm:

    bme ask thingy never answered my Q… my ears are sad, but true (?). I don’t even know anymore.

  14. f00bert on January 24th, 2009 at 8:57 pm:

    organic jewellery ftw. very nice photo

  15. Warborn on January 24th, 2009 at 9:14 pm:

    you suck jordan

  16. mutumbo on January 24th, 2009 at 10:12 pm:

    thats hilarious!

  17. joshmeshuggah on January 24th, 2009 at 10:28 pm:

    Hahahahahahaha @ #7

  18. cuntcumber on January 24th, 2009 at 10:49 pm:

    definitely read that as “in the distance, a gang is banged.”

  19. kier on January 24th, 2009 at 11:05 pm:

    oy. :)

  20. Dimruthien on January 24th, 2009 at 11:12 pm:

    Does anyone know how biocompatible oranges are? :D

  21. 0reo on January 24th, 2009 at 11:24 pm:

    Somebody send this poor guy bigger lip jewelry. He’s wearing two through one hole :P Haha. Very nice

  22. Jolearra on January 25th, 2009 at 12:15 am:

    love it.

  23. bob on January 25th, 2009 at 12:58 am:

    i would assume oranges arent too biocompatible hence the tunnel around it

  24. Angelpushpin on January 25th, 2009 at 1:08 am:

    His expression is awesome, haha.
    There should be a contest for the funniest things in ears.
    Most I can do are pens and flowers. candy cane for the holidays.

  25. Kayla on January 25th, 2009 at 1:53 am:

    his earlobe. ughh

  26. Bekarzi on January 25th, 2009 at 3:08 am:

    …I believe it looks more like a mandarin than an orange.
    Just a thought…

  27. Miaoudeminou on January 25th, 2009 at 3:48 am:

    Nice blow out.

    IT’S SO TOTES COOL.

  28. gogo_savvy on January 25th, 2009 at 3:50 am:

    I believe it’s one of the clementines we dumpstered…

    Look at all these ladies swoonin’ over my gorgeous man. I don’t blame them. He’s so handsome. ;)

  29. gogo_savvy on January 25th, 2009 at 3:55 am:

    BTW #22, it’s not quite a blowout. I’ll leave the explaining of ‘the seam’ up to him, but trust me when I say his ears are big smooth beauties. I look at them every day, and every day I’m jealous.

  30. Ben on January 25th, 2009 at 5:46 am:

    I agree with number 2.
    hahaha

  31. Hanargh on January 25th, 2009 at 8:29 am:

    Gogo - your eye candy

    has ear fruit.

    (Ha, that was so lame.)

  32. hey-jp on January 25th, 2009 at 10:31 am:

    this picture may be adorable, his lobes are so thin! I want to give them something to eat! maybe an orange?

  33. big jazz on January 25th, 2009 at 11:00 am:

    looks like 2 thin rings in each lip piercing hole? or just cool jewelry?

  34. Nate on January 25th, 2009 at 11:13 am:

    AS A CASHIER AT SOBEYS, I DO BELIEVE THIS IS A CLEMENTINE

  35. xomateo on January 25th, 2009 at 11:45 am:

    thanks for all the kind words everyone… especially you sam!

    the people who made the comments about the “blow outs” must not be iam members or else they would have seen my last update where you can see my THICK blow out free lobes at 2 5/16ths”. i get that seem on both ears right after a stretch and it goes away after some massaging… but who cares this is the internetz so judge away

  36. Doro on January 25th, 2009 at 12:32 pm:

    it is always useful if you carry something to eat with you =)

  37. NPC on January 25th, 2009 at 1:01 pm:

    #27

    Thin? What you talkin’ ’bout Willis?

    The picture is just playing tricks on your eyes. They’re awesome!

  38. sazmatazz on January 25th, 2009 at 4:07 pm:

    he has an exciting top lip.

  39. Dean Farrar on January 25th, 2009 at 4:55 pm:

    yh jordan does suck does he even have any mods

  40. Ashley Ketchum on January 25th, 2009 at 6:07 pm:

    stupid me not being 18 so i cant go to his page >:[

    what was that joke thing with the “orange you glad i didnt say banana” thing
    i cant remember it :0

  41. Jinx on January 26th, 2009 at 4:42 am:

    People always gotta have something negative to say.

    Ladies, keep it in your pants.

    Everyone else, do your homework before you make observations.

    Mateo knows what’s up

  42. Graham on January 26th, 2009 at 8:57 pm:

    Id feel better about having blowouts than saying ’so totes cool’. Hate hate hate away.

  43. Mac on January 26th, 2009 at 10:28 pm:

    Great fun! It’s nice to get breaks from the endless young naked chicks.

  44. Meaghan on January 27th, 2009 at 9:47 am:

    Dear modblog,
    thank you for two pictures in a row of cute boys with big lobes. Luff!

  45. jenn on January 27th, 2009 at 11:41 pm:

    Organic.
    That made my day.

  46. BME: Tattoo, Piercing and Body Modification News » ModBlog » “Hang Out With Your Daikon Out!” on January 28th, 2009 at 3:01 pm:

    [...] hey, here is some sexy fun-time! Renowned produce aficionado, Mateo (top right), is up to his old tricks using vegetables and such for reasons other than God [...]

  47. Megan on January 30th, 2009 at 7:28 pm:

    Awwwwwwww!! I want to keep him!!

    adorable man.

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