Archive for January, 2009

Two Scoops Ice Cream

By Jordan Ginsberg • Jan 31st, 2009 • Category: ModBlog


So, yeah, this is JSI, and she’s got a tattoo of a shark eating a baby. Got a problem with it? Yeah? Well, you’re next. Think on that.

(Tattoo by Eric Michalovic at Devine Street Tattoos in Columbia, South Carolina.)



Pain For Pleasure

By Jordan Ginsberg • Jan 31st, 2009 • Category: ModBlog


Happy Saturday, ModBlog! Here we have Michael, sporting an impressive 30 mm. tongue piercing, filled in with a PTFE plug. Someone get this man a smoothie!



This Week in BME

By Jordan Ginsberg • Jan 30th, 2009 • Category: ModBlog


Says tattoo artist Anji, “We’re going to be doing a ’speaking bubble’ on the other wrist at some point.” Cute! In the meantime, what could Lora be thinking about? Hmm …

(Tattoo done by Anji Marth at High Priestess in Eugene, Oregon.)

And so the week has come to a close. What sorts of hilarious hi-jinx did we get up to this time?

  • BME was at the APTPI conference in Milan! Here is an account of those few days by Adam from BodyMod.org.
  • Everyone pretty much seemed to love these black boxes on a handsome young gent.
  • Marc from Swastika Freakshop’s deal with the devil continues to pay dividends, because this Ktulu piece is looking unreal.
  • One-hook resurrection suspension! Sweet sassy molassy.
  • Naked people? Check. Vegetables? Check. Penetration? Surprisingly little.
  • And here’s a fancy new BME News application for Facebook! Get it!
  • This baby killed a Smurf. But you can take her word for it, the Smurf had it comin’. When that Smurf’s kid grows up, if it still feels raw about it, she’ll be waiting.
  • Big weekend ahead for sports fans: The Georges St.-Pierre–B.J. Penn rematch at UFC 94 on Saturday night should be one for the ages, and then Sunday night, of course, is the Super Bowl. (Go Buzzsaw!) Whatever you do, stay safe. We’ll be checking in throughout the weekend as per usual, and then come Monday, do it all over again. Have a great weekend, everyone, and, as always, thank you for your continued support of BME.



    Well, if I Knew it Was Going to be That Kind of Party …

    By Jordan Ginsberg • Jan 30th, 2009 • Category: ModBlog


    … I would have stuck my dick in, um, the birthday cake, I suppose?

    Party’s over, after the jump.

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    The Horror

    By Jordan Ginsberg • Jan 30th, 2009 • Category: ModBlog


    This poor woman was among the innocent bystanders in the vicious Smurf attack on which we reported earlier. How does a person recover after being sprayed with the plasma of lovable cartoon character? Can you see how clearly distraught she is? Truly devastating. Luckily, she appears to be in the shower, which should certainly make us feel better. Err, which should make her feel better. Right. That’s it.

    (Piercings by Adam Stokes and Nick at The Piercing Shop in Las Vegas, Nevada.)

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    “Jandi Infatuation”

    By Jordan Ginsberg • Jan 30th, 2009 • Category: ModBlog


    Oh. Um … hi. I … wait, what? Sorry, I lost my train of thought.

    (”Jandi Infatuation” featuring Jandi Lin, with tattoos by Mike Ledger of Ledger Studios in Honolulu, Hawaii, and photo by Ryan Kerns.)



    Eh, Maybe Texas

    By Jordan Ginsberg • Jan 30th, 2009 • Category: ModBlog


    Burgh heard the screams, the cries, and before he ever saw it, he knew exactly what had happened. He ran out into the backyard and there it was: His daughter, Sophie, on her first birthday, had killed and eaten a Smurf. Look at that face, that uninhibited bloodlust. Why? Who knows why. Sophie’s not talking. And not a jury in the world is going to convict a baby.

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    Aww, Nothing Gets Santorum Out

    By Jordan Ginsberg • Jan 29th, 2009 • Category: ModBlog


    I really like that this tattoo came down the pipe just as poet laureate Dan Savage decided on a definition for America’s favorite new dirty sexy sex word, Saddlebacking, in honor of the awful walrus-looking gay-hating purpose-driven pastor of the Saddleback Church, Rick Warren. That is all.

    (Tattoo by Peter at Rainbow Tattoo in Nora, Sweden.)

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    The xRonix

    By RooRaaah Crumbs • Jan 29th, 2009 • Category: ModBlog

    He’s Creepin’ while ya sleepin’..

    Throwing shapes Pulling faces since 6pm, 29th of January, 2009 am, dot com, PMT, ABC, FTW, xox .



    Swirls All Around

    By Jordan Ginsberg • Jan 29th, 2009 • Category: ModBlog


    [looks out window, sees snow piled about five feet high next to the sidewalk]

    Sigh.

    (6 mm. nostrils, microdermals, 16 mm. lip plate, 38 mm. earlobes and 8 mm. flats, at least some which were done by Petr and Tattoo Angel Studio in Moscow, Russia. Oh, and it’s Hack!)

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