‘Ello, Beastie
By Jordan Ginsberg • Dec 24th, 2008 • Category: ModBlog

Hey everybody, it’s the Christmas Kraken, popping in to offer some holiday advice! Take it away!
“Hi, folks — Christmas Kraken here. It’s the holiday season, and with all sorts of parties and get-togethers going on, it’s best that people be careful out there. If you’re drinking, please don’t drive, and if you’re driving, please make the change to Goodyear Snow Tires. Also, if you’re planning on attacking a ship and dragging every soul on board down to a watery grave, I’d recommend hitting the sails first. Holes in the body of a ship can take a while to fill with water, but nothing ruins a mariner’s day like getting his sails torn off.”
Thanks, Christmas Kraken! Merry Christmas!
(Tattoo by Marc at Swastika-Freakshop in Radolfzell, Germany.)
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Jordan Ginsberg is the former managing editor and head writer for BME.
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That us fucking amazing! Kind of wondering if I’d prefer it without the nipples tattooed, though…
Marc’s work is so amazing. I can’t wait to get some dotworkdone.
man marc’s work never fails to impress.
this site should be dedicated just to marc’s work !
i love octopus themed tattoos, octopusses…octopi, octopussies idk are just fab !
i think i’m in love…
this tattoo’s excellent — do the tentacles lead to something on the back?
that stippeling has gotta suck. good work though
I like the progression from dots to solid…
I love how Swastika Freakshop’s work is always so immediately recognizable. I’m tempted to say they create the most beautiful and inspired work I’ve ever seen.
looooove that he’s gotten the nips done as well.
looks fab.
8 - iawtc
Man, FUCK getting my nipples tattooed!
Awesome work though, tell Marc he’s a God.
I love the fact that his nipples are so camouflaged (sp?) in the tattoo. Amazing.
I want to see want the tentacles lead to.. squid.. octopus maybe..
love the ink .. killer … but do me!!
iawtc?
woah that movie was on TV tonight! ahaha.
iawtc = I agree with this comment.
holy shit, that’s fucking amazing
this work is 1A+!100%HOT
[...] last time we checked in with the Christmas Kraken, he was looking a little bare, no? Well, Marc sure as hell took care of that. This is stunning. [...]