Deck the Balls

By Jordan Ginsberg • Dec 24th, 2008 • Category: ModBlog


See the blazing tool before us.
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
Hit the lights and hope they’re not porous.
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
Follow me in glowing pleasure.
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
While I stroke my Yule-tide member.
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la

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29 Responses »

  1. Kimberly on December 24th, 2008 at 3:20 pm:

    best. picture. of. the. year.

  2. Brittney on December 24th, 2008 at 3:35 pm:

    I. LOVE. YOU! :D
    …. you’re amazing, you’ve made my life….
    I can now die happy.

    Your carol is GENIUS :)

    ahhh I’m crying - you’ve made my Christmas.

  3. London on December 24th, 2008 at 3:54 pm:

    i agree with #1. this is ridiculously awesome.

  4. Lunar on December 24th, 2008 at 4:00 pm:

    I’ve always wondered what Santa’s dick looks like.

  5. drew on December 24th, 2008 at 4:02 pm:

    wowser

  6. Laurel on December 24th, 2008 at 4:06 pm:

    Ahahhaaaaa best christmas carol ever.

    My first thought was “wow…he has a very lovely wang…even without the lights!”

  7. allana on December 24th, 2008 at 4:27 pm:

    beautiful. (more additions to the “vaguely erotic” tag, please.)

  8. megzors on December 24th, 2008 at 4:27 pm:

    This just made working retail on Christmas Eve okay

  9. VOMIT on December 24th, 2008 at 4:37 pm:

    hah that’s awesome!

  10. amaterasu on December 24th, 2008 at 4:43 pm:

    My faith in Christmas has officially been restored. Good on ya Jordan, good on ya.

  11. sublimerotica on December 24th, 2008 at 4:58 pm:

    Aaaaaaah, lmao. Epically awesome. And megzorz, I lol’d.

  12. INeedIAM :( on December 24th, 2008 at 6:48 pm:

    Awww very festive, looks like some kind of snake being Intised by some decrative lighting [i mean avec les barbel for the eyes ;) ]

  13. kyl on December 24th, 2008 at 7:17 pm:

    God bless us, everyone!

  14. Laurel on December 24th, 2008 at 7:33 pm:

    PS: the tag? Dongblog? I laughed until i cried.

  15. oppositronic on December 24th, 2008 at 8:11 pm:

    i don’t think you are funny at all, seriously…

  16. merrry on December 24th, 2008 at 10:16 pm:

    Made me smile!

  17. merrry on December 24th, 2008 at 10:20 pm:

    OOPS! Sorry…I thought of my own song…

    The weather outside is frightful,
    your member’s so delightful,
    so as long as we’ve no place to go,
    let it glow, let it glow, LET IT GLOW!!!

    Merry Christmas!

  18. squidbrains on December 25th, 2008 at 12:25 am:

    The balls look like two little eyes and the head is a large nose.

  19. rae on December 25th, 2008 at 12:26 am:

    wow, i dont like dicks, but that one’s really pretty! especially all lit up like that.

  20. Amandagee on December 25th, 2008 at 3:37 am:

    this photo goes great with egg nog.

  21. Lizface on December 25th, 2008 at 5:10 pm:

    I want one as a pet

  22. HereKittyKitty on December 25th, 2008 at 5:48 pm:

    The perfect night-light!
    I want one, too.

  23. DeadlyPoison on December 25th, 2008 at 6:02 pm:

    *sings along*

    why didnt i see this BEFORE i had dinner with granny???

  24. jerdan on December 25th, 2008 at 6:20 pm:

    I want one as a pet too!!! i don’t know why but i think this is really cute =D

  25. Mike on December 26th, 2008 at 1:26 pm:

    Looks like a happy glowworm.

  26. melissa on December 26th, 2008 at 2:56 pm:

    E.T. phone home.

  27. BME: Tattoo, Piercing and Body Modification News » ModBlog » This Week in BME on December 27th, 2008 at 5:54 pm:

    [...] Took a peek at Santa’s wang. [...]

  28. resonanteye on December 28th, 2008 at 6:06 am:

    that’s awesome!

  29. Cara on December 29th, 2008 at 2:12 pm:

    Lovely looking penis, the lights just make it all the better.

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