Where do you keep your cellphone?

By Shannon • Apr 27th, 2007 • Category: ModBlog

You can stretch more than your lobes…

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36 Responses »

  1. unloud on April 27th, 2007 at 11:49 am:

    That’s actually not that hard to do.

  2. Pearly on April 27th, 2007 at 12:18 pm:

    I love modblog

  3. ksklein on April 27th, 2007 at 12:36 pm:

    so I guess i´ll have to take my guy always with me. *lol

  4. Skip on April 27th, 2007 at 12:39 pm:

    but where does he keep his keys?

  5. JeffXDeath on April 27th, 2007 at 12:42 pm:

    Whats the bet hes got it on ‘vibrate’ setting? Lol

  6. wlcm2t3hmachine on April 27th, 2007 at 1:10 pm:

    Ha, its funny because he’s outside, naked, with a cell phone in his … you know.

  7. Jen on April 27th, 2007 at 1:25 pm:

    Yes and there’s what appears to be a plate of fruit behind him, just a normal day hehe.

  8. ksklein on April 27th, 2007 at 1:35 pm:

    i can imagine where he keeps his keys ;)

  9. oestrebunny on April 27th, 2007 at 1:36 pm:

    i *don’t* want to imagine where he keeps his keys lol

  10. Millie on April 27th, 2007 at 3:54 pm:

    Wow! Haha, that’s pretty cool.

  11. cameron on April 27th, 2007 at 4:08 pm:

    “can you hear me now?”

  12. Empress on April 27th, 2007 at 4:55 pm:

    He ought to send it to Nokia to see if they would like to use it in an advertising campaign.

  13. giles wallwork on April 27th, 2007 at 6:20 pm:

    It’s a phone in a cock !!!!

    Jeez Shannon.

  14. Katie on April 27th, 2007 at 6:34 pm:

    That can’t be sanitary. oy.

  15. Adam on April 27th, 2007 at 6:59 pm:

    anyone ever licked a square battery?? i cant imagine what that would feel like if it was abit wet ouch stingy

  16. Malice Alice on April 27th, 2007 at 7:27 pm:

    Haha awesome.

  17. Dave on April 27th, 2007 at 7:49 pm:

    Well I’ve been trying to get a pocket put in my arm, but this would work for not ever losing my phone again. :D

  18. 5000! on April 27th, 2007 at 8:29 pm:

    Note to potential submitters: clean your gross fingernails before you take your photos.

  19. nope on April 27th, 2007 at 9:22 pm:

    at first i was concerned about the santitation of the phone, then i saw his yucky finger nails and decided he probably isn’t concerned so why should i be…

  20. Jenna on April 27th, 2007 at 9:28 pm:

    Best advert for Nokia ever.

  21. rex on April 28th, 2007 at 1:10 am:

    when i saw this, i thought hey a phone in the cock, then i thought, thats gotta be like a 3315 (at least in that series), which makes it a quite large phone in the cock.

  22. Campbell on April 28th, 2007 at 2:04 am:

    I’m pretty sure I could do that with a smaller phone, but I’m using a Nokia N70 at the moment… I doubt it’d fit :)

  23. MiseriaCanticle on April 28th, 2007 at 5:08 am:

    Is it his foreskin…or his actual urethra he’s putting it in?
    Yay, phone sex :P

  24. the_logic_of_crocodiles on April 28th, 2007 at 9:00 am:

    my mum has that phone…

  25. starspring on April 28th, 2007 at 9:32 am:

    ah hell, you have to put it SOMEWHERE when you’re dancing!

  26. slackary on April 28th, 2007 at 9:53 am:

    Foreskin I think…isn’t this a form of “docking” (which I’m told is more fun if it’s another’s cock you’ve got in your foreskin…)? One more reason to leave your kid uncut!

  27. Jimmy Landby on April 28th, 2007 at 4:32 pm:

    I’m never gonna ask a friend for their cellphone to make a quick call anymore..

  28. jean paul on April 28th, 2007 at 10:14 pm:

    whoa thats one old skool telephone.
    That whas the first thing that popped up in my mind
    the second thing that popped up whas that this picture really changes my perspective in phonesex and longdistance relationships

  29. Caroline June on April 29th, 2007 at 12:31 pm:

    #20, you beat me!

  30. Naomi on April 29th, 2007 at 4:46 pm:

    Is this what they mean by phone sex?

  31. che on April 30th, 2007 at 9:08 am:

    thats just so funny!!

  32. rebecca on May 27th, 2007 at 10:36 am:

    I am never borrowing someone’s phone ever again. thank you shannon for the heads up..

  33. bee stings on September 9th, 2007 at 6:47 pm:

    i can do that =]

    kelvin can’t.

    lol

    jew

  34. Ears on September 19th, 2007 at 10:48 pm:

    Its pretty easy if you have foreskin and a decent sized cock. I was toying with the idea of peircing mine and stretching it, but I think it would be too irritating.

  35. antigone on September 26th, 2007 at 4:26 pm:

    Must be fun when it vibrates…

  36. MMD on September 27th, 2007 at 11:37 pm:

    and i thought every one did that too

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